Before I begin, let me just say that I seriously hope that they end this stupid Michael Cole angle at Extreme Rules, because they went WAY TOO FAR this past Monday night. Not only did Cole embarrass J.R. and King AGAIN, but he also insulted an entire country. If this isn't over after Extreme Rules...well, let's just say I won't be responsible for my actions.
Now that that's out of the way, let's get it on.
My RAW for April 18th.
Jim Ross and Jerry "The King" Lawler call the action.
Like before, John Morrison asks R-Truth for a match where Truth puts his Extreme Rules title shot on the line. Truth initially refuses, but "General Manager of the Night" William Regal comes out and informs Truth that the match will happen right now! The match will be the same as before, with Morrison winning, and Truth turning heel. As for the smoking...no comment on that.
Before the Bourne/Ziggler match, Vickie Guerrero, wearing a neck brace, a bandage on her forehead, and limping considerably, comes out and demands that John Morrison be taken out of of the WWE Championship match due to his heinous attacks on her. However, William Regal appears on the Titantron and orders security to escort her out of the building as he's got a one-way ticket for her back to the United States.
The Wiz then does his little "this whole match is unfair" stint, and demands that the title match be changed. That's when Sin Cara comes out with his Awesome entrance. John Cena then comes out and says that by order of the acting General Manager, Cena and Sin Cara will compete in a tag match against "Miz" and Alex Riley. After Cena and Cara are victorious, "Fruity Pebbles" then informs the WWE Champion that at the cage match, if Alex Riley interferes during the match, "Miz" will automatically lose the WWE Championship, much to Miz's anger and disgust.
Divas match will be the same.
Then, instead of "Sir Michael Cole," we have William Regal come out and give a heartfelt speech to the crowd, which Jack Swagger and NXT rookie Jacob Novak interrupt. Novak states that Swagger invited him to Raw and challenged Regal to a fight right here, right now. Regal then decided to make it into a tag match with Swagger and Novak squaring off against him and his tag team partner...Jerry "The King" Lawler. Swagger immediately protests, because he and Lawler cannot come into physical contact before Extreme Rules or else both will be suspended. Regal then states that he's lifting the rule for that night. The tag match ends with Swagger and Novak being disqualified when a masked assailant attacks Jerry Lawler. Afterwards, Lawler grabs a mic and informs Swagger that outside interference will be impossible in their match because it will now be an Empty Arena match, where the only people allowed inside the building during the bout will be the two of them, the referee, the timekeeper, and the cameramen.
Santino loses to Sheamus as before.
Then, as for the Punk/Orton rematch, Orton wins via disqualification when The New Nexus interfere and ambush Orton. Punk then picks Orton in the skull and informs the unconscious Viper that the "Rubber Match" at Extreme Rules will be a Last Man Standing Match, and then counts to 10, with Orton failing to regain consciousness.
My SmackDown! for April 22
Josh Mathews and Booker T call the action, joined by special guest commentator Edge. All three wonder who that mystery guy was that attacked Jerry Lawler on Raw the other night.
Everything with the show will be the same up to the Jack Swagger/Trent Barretta. Swagger wins this match when the masked assailant returns and attacks Barretta behind the referee's back. Edge notices that the assailant has a slight limp to him and has a theory to who he might be.
Anyways, the rest of the show is pretty much the same, with the downfall of The Corre continuing with Big Show & Kane winning the Tag Titles from Heath Slater & Justin Gabriel, Barrett barely managing to retain the IC title against Kofi Kingston, and Alberto Del Rio's "retirement" party for Edge. Obviously, since Edge is at ringside, Del Rio pretends not to notice the Rated-R Superstar there until Edge suddenly stands up, takes off his headset, and mocks Del Rio from the announce table. That's when Christian comes in, cheap shots Del Rio, Rodriguez, "Lita", and Brodus Clay, then climbs the ladder to grab the World Heavyweight WRESTLING Championship belt hanging above the ring.
You know why I put "wrestling" in all caps? Because WWE apparently no longer considers themselves simply to be a wrestling company, since they shortened the full name from World Wrestling Entertainment to simply WWE. However, I think this will backfire on them big time because they only thing they have ever been seriously good at is wrestling (and they've been sucking at it big time for the past few months).
And that's all. I'll try to come up with my reactions to the Draft in the upcoming week.
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