There are very few people in professional wrestling that I truly, truly, TRULY despise. Vickie Guerrero is one of them (I'll get to her later), but one that absolutely gets on my very last nerve is Mike Mizanin, better known as "The Miz", or as I prefer to call him nowadays, "The Wiz". Why do I call him that? Well, I'll get to that in a minute.
Mizanin is a wrestling fan, but that's not why I hate him so much. The first thing I don't like about him was that he got his start in reality television. Now, I will go on the record and say that I am not a fan of reality television, although I do watch a couple of shows if they interest me. The second thing is his voice. MY GOD! Every time he opens his mouth, I almost want to shoot myself in the head. I said ALMOST!! Third, he's a joke. Yeah, he may have improved his skills over the past few years, but to me, he will always be nothing more than a glorified jabroni.
My hatred for him increased after he started to become a success, which began shortly after his "feud" with John Cena. I am going on the record again, and stating that while Cena is not one of my favorite wrestlers, I actually dislike him less than Mizanin. Yes, I actually prefer John Cena over The Wiz (again, I'll get to why I call him that later). After winning the United States Championship, I wanted him to lose it as quickly as possible, but he ended up holding onto it for 224 days, and during the latter parts of his reign, he barely defended the title at all. I guess titles really are useless in the WWE.
Oh, but you want to know what absolutely got me enraged? When Mike Mizanin cashed in his Money in the Bank contract on a weakened Randy Orton (this cashing in on a weakened opponent is really getting old) and won the WWE Championship. If I had a picture of The Miz Girl, I'd post it here, but I don't, but her reaction was pretty much the same as mine. Not only that, but shortly before his WrestleMania XXVII match against John Cena (the match itself is another reason why the show was an epic failure), he turned the WWE logo on the championship belt upside down, making it look like an "M", completely disrespecting the legacy of the title. This is why I call him "The Wiz". Also, he ended up beating Cena at WrestleMania thanks to The Rock (I don't blame The Rock for this, just so you know), but he finally, finally, FINALLY lost the title back to Cena at Extreme Rules, after a 160-day reign. That's the longest reign since Triple H's run in 2008. Thankfully, The Wiz is out of the title picture for now, but he's still on my most hated list.
Mike Mizanin, do us all a favor and just GO AWAY!!!
Oh, and you're not awesome. Really.
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